Comments on: Letter to the "Pets" http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/ Ramblings of an Insane Lesbian Book Writing Crip Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:37:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 By: mad_spinster http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-8536 mad_spinster Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:16:42 +0000 http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-8536 mad_spinster here. Just wanted to say that I did not create "The Letter to Pets." I received this bit of humor in an email from my twisted cousin, who I am reasonably sure, received it, in turn, from another friend. It is humor that I believe is meant to be enjoyed. Pass it on. mad_spinster here.

Just wanted to say that I did not create "The Letter to Pets."

I received this bit of humor in an email from my twisted cousin, who I am reasonably sure, received it, in turn, from another friend.

It is humor that I believe is meant to be enjoyed. Pass it on.

]]> By: PaulaO http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6980 PaulaO Sun, 28 May 2006 16:35:25 +0000 http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6980 Hey! I didn't steal it. I borrowed it. There's a difference. To be specific, I "borrowed without intent of return". Although I did give mad_spinster credit. Hey! I didn't steal it. I borrowed it. There's a difference. To be specific, I "borrowed without intent of return". Although I did give mad_spinster credit.

]]> By: jackiesue denney http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6958 jackiesue denney Sun, 28 May 2006 01:18:37 +0000 http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6958 winston told me about you...and i totally agree, no matter where you stole it from.. winston told me about you…and i totally agree, no matter where you stole it from..

]]> By: nobody asked…BUT… » Paula’s Pet Peeves… http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6943 nobody asked…BUT… » Paula’s Pet Peeves… Sat, 27 May 2006 09:29:57 +0000 http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6943 [...] Posted by Winston on 27 May 2006 at 04:29 am | Tagged as: Realities, Laugh Out Loud Paula O has stolen and posted a hilariously serious letter to her pets with some guidelines they must abide … or else. She also outlines a set of rules for non-pet owning visitors. Oh how I wish I had thought of this and posted such guidelines for visitors long ago. What chutzpah — people, coming into my house and complaining about my dog, who is better behaved than many of the guests themselves. [...] […] Posted by Winston on 27 May 2006 at 04:29 am | Tagged as: Realities, Laugh Out Loud Paula O has stolen and posted a hilariously serious letter to her pets with some guidelines they must abide … or else. She also outlines a set of rules for non-pet owning visitors. Oh how I wish I had thought of this and posted such guidelines for visitors long ago. What chutzpah — people, coming into my house and complaining about my dog, who is better behaved than many of the guests themselves. […]

]]> By: Kasey Mackenzie http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6885 Kasey Mackenzie Thu, 25 May 2006 16:37:43 +0000 http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6885 Cute! Even though I have the alien in addition to two cats, I think it's hilarious! =) And that little kitten visiting you is soo adorable! Cute! Even though I have the alien in addition to two cats, I think it's hilarious! =) And that little kitten visiting you is soo adorable!

]]> By: Winston http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6872 Winston Thu, 25 May 2006 12:17:19 +0000 http://paulaoffutt.com/blog/archives/2006/05/25/letter-to-the-pets/#comment-6872 Good stuff! Think I will print out those rules in a size 16 font and have everybody that comes in read and sign it. But there is one thing not quite right in #5 where you said they don't "...smoke or drink." In a former life, back when we were young, had lots of parties, and would start out on the floor because we found out the hard way that you can't fall off the floor, I had a cocker spaniel that I swear was an alcoholic. You set a drink on the floor, didn't matter what it was, she was in it in a flash, lapping away. Had an amazing capacity for body weight. But eventually she would get falling-down drunk as a skunk. Of course we would laugh our asses off till she wandered over to a quiet corner and passed out. Loved that dog... Good stuff! Think I will print out those rules in a size 16 font and have everybody that comes in read and sign it. But there is one thing not quite right in #5 where you said they don't "…smoke or drink." In a former life, back when we were young, had lots of parties, and would start out on the floor because we found out the hard way that you can't fall off the floor, I had a cocker spaniel that I swear was an alcoholic. You set a drink on the floor, didn't matter what it was, she was in it in a flash, lapping away. Had an amazing capacity for body weight. But eventually she would get falling-down drunk as a skunk. Of course we would laugh our asses off till she wandered over to a quiet corner and passed out. Loved that dog…

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