Jul 1st, 2005 @ 9:57 am

Minnesota

NFL Slaps Tice With $100,000 Fine for Scalping Super Bowl Tickets

"It will not happen again," Tice said. "I apologize to my family, Commissioner Tagliabue, the NFL, the entire Vikings organization and the fans. I consider this matter closed and remain focused on the upcoming 2005 season, which should be an exciting year for Vikings fans everywhere."

Minn. Government Shuts Down; 9,000 Jobless

Minnesota's government shut down Friday for the first time in state history after lawmakers failed to pass a temporary spending plan and left 9,000 employees jobless and highway rest stops unattended for the July Fourth weekend.

Now, what they oughta do, is take that $100,000 and give it to the rest area employees. Someone needs to keep the restrooms stocked in toilet paper, especially with all the shit that's been happening.






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