bookmark_borderMasturbate-A-Thon

Dang, I missed this years fun.

Oh, and in case you can’t figure it out for yourself NSFW!!

Why Masturbate? Why Masturbate-a-thon?

Despite great strides in sex-positive education, masturbation for many remains a taboo subject. We believe:

* Masturbation is the safest sex.

* More masturbation means more sexual self-awareness.

* Masturbation with a partner can be educational and hot.

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One of the major sponsors is GoodVibrations, my fave toy store.

bookmark_borderWhere Have I Been?

Here. Some there but mostly here.

I’ve been hit hard by migraines followed by seasonal allergies. Just as the headaches stopped, the nose stopped up.

I wish the two were related ’cause then I could stop the headaches. But nope. The headaches are because I have the silly habit of turning my head. Mustn’t do that.

I have been doing some writing. Not much. Maybe a couple hundred a day. Mostly on BG3. My heart’s not in it though. I’m considering editing Simple Sarah and sending it to my publisher. She can decide what to do with it but at least I will have done what my heart wants. You know?

I leave in a week for the Golden Crown Literary Society’s convention. I’m excited about that! I am on a panel again this year as well as going with other authors with my publisher to a book signing gig. I’ll also be doing some book signings at the Convention. The schedule is fairly packed this year. Lorna will be going too so I’ll have her to keep me going.

Speaking of the panel, I realized that THE Lee Lynch is also on the panel. THE Lee Lynch! OHMYOHMYGHOD! Fan girl moment. As a lesbian, and now a lesbian who writes lesbian books, the very concept of meeting one of the greatest lesbian writers is just, well, OHMYGHOD! THE Lee Lynch has written a lot of books. All of them are quite literary and way cool to read. The Swashbuckler, Dusty’s Queen of Hearts Diner, Toothpick House, and perhaps my fave, Home in Your Hands. The recently released Sweet Creek shows she’s still got what it takes.

Where was I? Oh, right, convention. Lorna will be able to go with me this year so it will be funner for me. We probably won’t take Joella, though. Her, um, gaseous eruptions are getting worse. During our recent Vacation from Heck, we also realized how much time we spend trying to get her to eat and do her business. It’s one thing to have a dog that farts but to have a dog that farts while her stomach growls loud enough to be heard across the room is just too much.

bookmark_borderBattlefield Earth is here

I once read Battlefield Earth. It was awful. Predictable, far too easy solutions, and just plain hokey. But still, I read it because I wanted to see humankind survive.

One thing I liked about the book was that since disaster (the arrival of aliens) struck suddenly, there were lots of stuff laying around. No one knew how to use them or what they were for, but there they were. About the only good thing about the book was how the author described the humans trying to figure out what things were.

When I was in college, oh so long ago, a professor read an anthropologist’s report. It described the bizarre ritualistic behavior of the humanoids in that culture. It wasn’t until the end that the listener figured out that the behavior was what most of us were doing every morning. Bathing, grooming, using mirrors, using cosmetics and perfumes, etc.

Another time, I can’t remember where or when, I read an article where they pretend to have unearthed a motel. It is far in the future and no one knows what a motel is. So they try and figure out what everything was for. The concluded that it was a burial ground. The toilet seat was a crown for some deity called “Sanitizedforyourprotection”. They had the bed, the remote, the television, etc. It was quite interesting.

All this leads to something, honest.

I just read an article over at Wired News about Norway’s proposed ultimate seed vault: “Svalbard Global Seed Vault, a fortress for up to 3 million seed varieties on a remote island 600 miles from the North Pole. It is an interesting concept, albeit a scary one. We are fucking up our world so bad that we are having to put plant seeds under heavy guard to protect our future. How sad is that?

The project is the first comprehensive effort to protect the world’s agricultural gene pool. Some 1,400 seed repositories throughout the world safeguard roughly 1.5 million varieties against crop failure and serve researchers hoping to breed desired traits. But these collections are fragmentary and loosely organized. Many are vulnerable to threats like floods, civil strife, and simple mismanagement. The Svalbard facility will be a backup to the backups, preserving the DNA of every crop on the planet along with wild relatives. Once the doors open, seeds will be released only if every other source has been depleted or destroyed.

The short article ends with a quote:

“This vault is not a time capsule,” Fowler says. “It’s a living institution.” And while it lives, so will the crops that mankind relies on to survive.

For science fiction writers, this is, pun intended, seeds for thought. With no way to read the codes on the vaults, and perhaps no electricity, how would our future selves be able to understand what was in there? What would happen if the vault were to be lost then found again? What if global disaster did strike? Would that place become humankind’s mecca? Would the person with the key become the world leader?

Linkage:

The Global Crop Diversity Trust | Svalbard Global Seed Vault

BBCNews: Work begins on Arctic seed vault

Live Science: Norway to House Seeds in Doomsday Vault (from 6/06)

bookmark_borderWhat Inspires Us

Yesterday, after Lorna got off work, we went to Weaverville to have dinner and run an errand or two. Next to our fave pizza place is an antique store which I love to browse in.

Up on the wall was a colored sketch of an old ’50s truck. It was simple, plain, yet very well done.

The truck was almost exactly like the one in the Butch Girls book with Harri, the mechanic. It has a flatbed and it looks as if an old tree has died and fallen over onto the bed of the truck. The truck in Harri’s book is a ’52 Chevy Stovebolt and has a, get this, smashed tailgate from when a tree had fallen onto it.

Coincidence?

I stood and stared at the sketch for a long time. In my head, I was re-working Harri’s book to fit the sketch.

The owner of the shop was thrilled I was interested in a $95 “painting”. I told her why I was interested and she found another set of sketches where one of them is the little scene with the truck. Too small.

At any rate, my brain has been working overtime on Harri’s book. So have my hands. The word count is low, but I feel they are damn good words.

The first book was based on a playful song Lorna and I made up. This book is going to be based on that painting.

bookmark_borderMore Falwell Follies and Foibles

Got this from Straight, Not Narrow:

May 18, 2007
Fred Phelps Tops Himself This Time

When you’re a whack job like Fred Phelps and his family/congreation at Westboro Baptist Church, you’ve set the bar so low that you’re the only one who could possibly lower it.

Amazingly, I believe they’re getting ready to do just that.

According to the church’s website, they plan on protesting outside Rev. Jerry Falwell’s funeral next Tuesday. If you’re like me, you probably find that surprising. I surmised they would have had more views in common than those on which they disagreed, but apparently Falwell wasn’t quite stringent enough in his bigotry to satisfy the folks at Westboro:

On its Web site, Westboro says it will “preach” outside the funeral “of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like ‘God loves everyone.'”

In attacking Falwell the church says he “warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White (of Souflorce), and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc.”

We all should aspire to being a “backslider” like Billy Graham.

Here is a related story from the Fort-Worth (TX) Star-Telegram that tells the story of the funeral the Westboro cult skipped so they could get to Falwell’s.

link to article

The Fort-Worth Star-Telegram article has a quote in it I just had to share.

The group’s message is that U.S. soldiers are dying in Iraq because of America’s tolerance of homosexuality.

Information on the funeral of Bradshaw, a 21-year-old Army specialist killed by a roadside bomb in Baqouba, Iraq, was recently posted on the group’s Web site.

But the protesters were a no-show in New Braunfels on Wednesday because they chose to travel to Virginia in preparation for demonstrating at Falwell’s funeral, said member Shirley Phelps-Roper, who is also an attorney for the church.

“There are dead soldiers everywhere,” Phelps-Roper said. “You don’t have a very high-profile, cowardly, lying false prophet like Falwell dying every day.”

Phelps-Roper said the group plans to demonstrate at Falwell’s service because members believe he was never harsh enough in his declarations that homosexuality was the source of America’s problems.

link to full article

Fred Phelps is an angry man. Inside of him must be acid that is eating away at him, taking away what was once human and replacing it with something else. How can someone be that angry all the time and not lose himself? Phelps and his people are the best example of the phrase “attract more flies with honey than vinegar”. How can he expect to convince people of his message with so much hatred and anger behind it? I’ve never understood Phelps’ need for such emotionally charged messages. The physical and mental drain on him must be enormous. Think of how much he could have accomplished if he’d focused that energy elsewhere? Hungry children in the US? Homelessness? AIDS in Africa? Education? Literacy? No, he chose hatred of homosexuality. Hatred of gas-guzzling SUVs I can understand. But hatred of people because of what type of consenting adult they choose to have sex with? How narrowed is that?!

I feel sorry for Phelps and his followers. I feel sorry for their souls. The taint from that hatred, that bitterness, has to have left its mark. How cold it not? What will they say when they stand before God with their record in their hands. What have they done to further God’s believers and God’s ultimate message? They’ve spread anger and hatred. Is that God’s message? Hatred? Anger? If it is, then I’ll declare myself a non-believer here and now. I can’t follow a deity who uses either of those as a method of education.

bookmark_borderStrange Science

And here we thought Bill Nye, the Science Guy was the only weird one.

From Wired News/Science/Discoveries:

Strange Science

Since 1991, dozens of scientists have won the widely coveted IgNobel awards, which recognize extraordinary accomplishments that somehow escape the notice of those oh-so-serious Nobel people. The Annals of Improbable Research, the journal of the IgNobels, last month went digital. In honor of this achievement, which comes only a few short decades after the invention of the internet, Wired News highlights several of our favorite IgNobel winners.

In 1927, a researcher in Australia decided it would be useful to illustrate the “fluidity and the very high viscosity of pitch.” So he heated up a blob of pitch — a thick substance used for things like waterproofing — and waited for it to solidify in a sealed funnel. Then he opened up the funnel so the pitch could leak out. The pitch has been taking its own sweet time. A grand total of seven drops fell between 1927 and 1995, when an eighth drop was reported to be “well developed.” One slowly falling drop is shown in the photo.

IgNobel Winner: 2005 (Physics)

More details here.

Photo: University of Queensland

link to article

The article continues, via link clicking, to showcase 10 other odd experimentations and observations that won the Ig Noble Awards. They also link to an earlier article about the awards.

Linkage:

Improbable Research Magazine
Ig Noble Awards info

bookmark_borderMore Falwell Thoughts

This statement is so painful, yet, as real as it gets.

It’s over at Straight, Not Narrow.

A snippet from An Honest Reaction to Falwell’s Death:

So rather than vilifying those of us who dance on Falwell’s grave as part of the cost of healing from wounds he helped inflict, please consider praying for us instead, that we might step deeper into grace and finally into forgiveness, of ourselves, and ultimately of Jerry.

bookmark_borderOther Views on Falwell

Straight, Not Narrow has a compilation of responses to Falwell’s death.

My favorite quote thus far:

“Jerry Falwell politicized religion and failed to understand the genius of our Constitution, but there is no denying his impact on American political life. He will long be remembered as the face and voice of the Religious Right.”

(said by Americans United for Separation of Church and State executive director Rev. Barry W. Lynn)

There’s not been an official statement yet from Twinkie Winkie.

bookmark_borderGood News or Bad News?

You decide.

From BBC News:

US evangelist Jerry Falwell dies

The Reverend Jerry Falwell, a leading US conservative evangelist, has died in hospital in Virginia after being found unconscious in his office.

Doctors gave Mr Falwell emergency treatment at Lynchburg General Hospital but could not revive him.

US President George W Bush paid tribute to Mr Falwell, 73, who he said lived a life of “faith, family, and freedom”.

Mr Falwell, who founded the Moral Majority movement in the 1970s, had a history of heart problems.

He rose to prominence after founding Liberty University, a conservative educational establishment in his home town of Lynchburg, Virginia, in 1971.

Mr Falwell was regarded as the father of the political evangelical movement.

The article ends with:

Mr Falwell was a strong opponent of abortion, homosexuality and many other issues that conflicted with his fundamentalist Christian beliefs.

His statements on feminism and race issues often outraged liberals.

In 2002, he sparked anger across the Muslim world by calling the Prophet Muhammad a “terrorist”. He later apologised.

Shortly after the 11 September 2001 attacks, he said that gays, atheists, civil-rights activists and legal abortions in the US had angered God and “helped this happen”.

In 1999, he denounced the BBC TV children’s show The Teletubbies, because he believed one character, Tinky Winky, was homosexual.

link to article

Soulforce released a statement:

Soulforce Observes the Passing of Rev. Jerry Falwell

Today, the staff and board of directors of Soulforce observe the passing of Rev. Jerry Falwell and offer our sincere condolences to his family, the members of Thomas Road Baptist Church, and the students at Liberty University.

“While Soulforce has a long history of nonviolent direct action at Jerry Falwell Ministries, our adversary was never Jerry Falwell, but rather the misinformation about lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people espoused by Falwell and so many others,” said Soulforce Executive Director Jeff Lutes.

Soulforce was founded in October, 1999, when Rev. Dr. Mel White and his partner, Gary Nixon, took 200 delegates to meet with Rev. Falwell and his representatives. The purpose of the meeting was to help end hate speech and violence against sexual minorities. Prior to coming out as a gay man, White ghost wrote two books for Falwell (If I Should Die Before I Wake and Strength for the Journey).

Upon hearing the news of Rev. Falwell’s death, White said “It breaks my heart to think that Jerry died without ever discovering the truth about God’s lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender children. I sincerely hope that one day his school and his church will have a change of heart.”

Soulforce remains committed to changing hearts and minds and ending the political and religious oppression of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people.