bookmark_borderCoffee

Lorna and I ran some errands today and when we were done, we went to Atlanta Bread Company for dinner. Afterwards, Lorna decides she wants a cup of coffee so I had her ask if they had a decaf coffee with chocolate in it.

Now, I don’t know all these terms for coffee they use now. I look at the menu board at a coffee place and I am overwhelmed. Since I rarely drink coffee, it is a menace I can avoid. However, today I was in the mood.

She came back with a cup of “cafe mocha”. She had them leave the whip cream off since I hate the stuff. I just wanted a cup of coffee with chocolate, not one with steamed milk or whatever was in it. However, it was dang good! Not too sweet, not bitter, yet definately chocolate. The milk was weird at first since it took several sips of foam before I got to the coffee. Still, it was good!

bookmark_borderSong Lyric Permissions

Oy. Take my advice: leave out lyrics from your books. Unless you research it all ahead of time and the scene just would not be the same without it, leave it out.

In BGCFA, there is a scene where Kelly is laying on the floor, working on a door jamb. She’s feeling weird being in the customer’s house alone so she sings a song. It is during this song that the customer comes home and startles her. The scene is very important and, to me, having her just “sing a ditty” just didn’t do it.

At first, Kelly sang “Get Along Little Dogies”. You know, “Yippee ti yi yay, get along little dogies/it’s your misfortune and none of my own”. Anyway, because it would appear in a commercial item (i.e. a published book), I needed permission to print it.

The first place to go is Public Domain Music site.

The second place is the US gov’t copyright office.

I did a search for the title at the PD site. Nothing. Not a good sign.

I did a search at the Copyright Office and got me 6 results. Skip the “summary” option and go straight to the “full”. The results won’t tell you much other than someone has something copyrighted. For a fiction book, that’s all you need to know. Go no further, change the scene or song. I did poke around some more though, because my curiosity was up. I found, via Wikipedia, that Tex Ritter’s first recording was of “Get Along Little Dogie” and “Sam Hall” way back in 1935. PBS did a show where the song was mentioned and they say the song is from 1868-1874, which is old enough to be public domain. But since so many people own copyrights to adaptations, etc, it wasn’t worth the risk.

Then I figured, heck, who would own the copyright to “On Top of Spaghetti”? Right? Wrong. A man by the name of Tom Glazer owned the copyright (now his estate does) and it was first recorded in 1963. The Boy Scouts list the lyrics on their website but don’t mention copyright. Again, it was Wikipedia that led me to the right place. “On Top of Spaghetti” was Mr. Glazer’s best selling recording.

Okay, now I was getting frustrated. I needed a certain kind of song, you know? So I came up with another: “Barbara Allen”. Success at last!

According to Public Domain Music site, it is given the creation date of 1666. The way PD works is they find and make copies of any sheet music that refers to the copyright date. They then sell those copies so that you can have physical proof of the copyright. “Barbara Allen” is available either individually or in a book. I just may order the book later.

Further research at, you guessed it, Wikipedia, gave me some interesting information about this song and folk songs in general. By the way, I love folk songs. “Barbara Allen” was my fave as a kid and it was the second song I learned to play on the guitar.

Barbara Allen” is an old folk song and was not printed until 1780. The author is unknown and it is believed to be of Ireland or Scotland origin. But the fun began when I learned it is also referred to as “Child Ballad #84”. I thought it odd they would consider it a children’s ballad. Until I realized it was a man named Child who wrote a huge set of books about folk songs and the songs are referred to as “Child Ballads“. These books were five volumes printed in 1882-1898. The Sacred Texts site has almost the entire set of books on-line. I also came across the Folk Music On-line site which will be a great resource. Apparently, Child didn’t just list the lyrics. He researched all of them then made a list of 350 basic ones.

At any rate, I had my song. I used the lyrics I found on Wikipedia but changed them to how I knew the words as a kid.

In Scarlet town, where I was born,
There was a fair maid dwellin’,
Made every youth cry well-a-day
Her name was Barb’ry Allen.

‘Twas in the merry month of May,
The green buds they were swellin’,
Young William on his death-bed lay,
For love of Barb’ry Allen.

So, will I ever try to use a song in a book again? Well, yeah. I already have. And I actually have permission from the band to use lyrics from the chorus. But after that? Probably not. Too big a pain in the arse.

bookmark_borderHaving A Book Published

Wow. I’m having a book published. I mean, really, me?

The edits for the book are finished. Jane is going over it one more time and making one change I wanted.

Yesterday she sent me a file containing information on how to do the acknowlegements and dedication and other such stuff.

For some reason, filling them in made it seem far too real.

And I had to do a bio. I hate all the other ones I have so I made a new one. It’s funny and very appropriate.

The acknowlegements were hard. Including someone is important; leaving someone out is even more so. I had to think of everyone and thing that helped me to write that book. I decided to not mention Forward Motion and NaNoWriMo, mostly because those two would need more information that the spaced allowed. But then, both were very important parts of the book. FM not so much any more and NaNoWriMo only happens once a year (and is not too far away!). Should I mention them? I also didn’t mention OpenOffice.org or WordWeb. Both programs make writing such a breeze. And I didn’t mention Dell for selling me the laptop. Or Lipton for making such good tea bags.

Perhaps these acknowlegements need to be on the webpage for the book. That way links can be included and explanations given. I can also then include online friends such as Sophia, Irysangel, and Kaitana. I can mention the staff at the Weaverville Waffle House.

The dedication was easy. I’ve had that one done in my head for a long time.

I didn’t have an “epigraph”. Never even thought about it. I’ll have to come up with something for the others, though.

It was the permission section that gave me a big pain in the patootie. More on that later.

bookmark_borderWriting Methods

I’ve been wanting to invest in a super duper keyboard but the cost, which is also super duper, has prevented me from it. That and Lorna nearly has a heart attack when she sees the prices.

I wrote an article a while back (Alternative Keyboards) for Vision. I pulled that back up today to check out what had changed and were there any new keyboards out there.

There’s the Ergoflex, a three piece keyboard and its positional counterpart, the ErgoMagic. Another three piece is the Comfort keyboard.

The two-piece Evolution keyboard has been on back-order everywhere for quite a while now. Sad, since that’s the one I was leaning toward. The Goldtouch isn’t really a two piece but it does split fairly far apart. Similar to the Goldtouch is the Maxim and the Pace keyboards.

Then there’s the weird shaped ones such as the Maltron, Kinesis’ Contoured keyboard, the very weird Safe Type. The Maltron look-alikes are the Essential, the Advantage, Advantage Professional, and the Classic keyboards. The DataHand looks interesting, although I doubt my small hand would fit it.

Then there’s the one-handed Bat keyboard and Maltron’s one-handed version. There are small keyboards for one-handed use such as the FrogPad, the aptly named Half-Keyboard, and the Half-Qwerty. Oh, and there’s the orbiTouch, a very very weird keyboard alternative.

When I visited my friend Elena the other weekend, I got the opportunity to handle her Bat Keyboard. Ha. It was too big for my hand, especially with my crooked little fingers. The Bat, and most other one handed keyboards, rely on “chording” (just like guitar or piano chords) to select the key you want. I don’t think my hand would be able to span wide enough.

But Elena had a good idea and I am trying it out. She said to get two keyboards and use one for my left hand and one for my right. Duh. So I got two el-cheapo USB keyboards from Cyberguys. Since I touch type, it really is not difficult.

Okay, there, now I am typing with two keyboards. The biggest problem is putting my hands in the correct position when I reach for the backspace or enter keys. It will take some practice to get to my normal writing speed. I am sitting on the couch, my particle board lap tray across my legs. The left keyboard is at an angle to make room for the right keyboard. This hand works the shift key and tab. The left hand does the backspace and enter keys as well as the space bar. My right thumb is the weakest but I just can’t seem to get myself to use the left thumb for the space bar.

I opened one of the keyboards up the other day to see how I could disable some of the keys so that I could lean one on the other. It is easy enough, but I am not sure if I want to do that just yet. When I am net surfing or gaming, I use just one keyboard. When I need to type longer text, I use two. This enables me to position my arms to wherever each needs to be and be independent of the positioning of the other arm.

I should get my new armrest doohickeys Thursday or Friday which means I can get back to figuring out my wheelchair desk. At that point, I will decide if I will disable half of one of the keyboards.

Later tonight I will try to work on my WIP and see what my speed is.

bookmark_borderWriting (gasp!)

I started yesterday on an attempt for an outline and today started writing. This is for my perpetually researched WIP titled Centric. I got over 1000 words tonight, most of which stink but hey, that’s why God invented edits.

I think I still like this story. It is not a romance, although there are two characters who become involved. It does have lesbians in it. No dogs yet though. It is the story of two political groups on a sentient planet. Basically. In a nutshell.

It’s definitely science fiction, heavy on the science. It will have symbiosis, piezoelectricity, some of Tesla’s theories, and some arcology and sustainability too.

bookmark_borderLesbian Publishers

(this post was originally presented on 7/7/06. But I’ve decided to bring it up to the front again.)

There’s a cool site called AfterEllen.com. They focus on “queer women entertainment”. They keep track of all sorts of stuff from stars to sitcoms to movies to books. I was recently directed there, by a post on the Golden Crown Literary Society (GCLS) list, to read an article titled A Survey of the Lesbian Fiction Publishing Industry by Jane Chen

In June of 2002, Martin Arnold wrote in his “Making Books” column in the New York Times that gay and lesbian bookstores were “seriously endangered” and may “soon be extinct.” Now, four years later and their numbers diminished, gay and lesbian booksellers are still struggling in the age of big book chains and Internet retailing.

Yet despite the austere retail picture, there have been sparks of life emanating from the lesbian publishing industry in particular. Fueled by Internet writing communities and fan fiction, a number of new presses have sprung up in recent years. Some, such as Bold Strokes Books have grown quickly following traditional publishing models while others, such as Regal Crest have taken advantage of new digital print-on-demand technologies.

Bella Books–which took over the authors and backlist when Naiad went out of business–now has a distribution arm that not only markets and ships Bella’s books to retailers but also distributes for other publishers such as Bold Strokes Books. The result is the greatest selection of lesbian fiction in retail markets– even mainstream stores such as Barnes & Noble and Borders–in recent years.

I like the digital print-on-demand technology. Not only for the number of trees saved, but also because there’s no physical warehouse with books gathering dust, the overhead is lower which can then lower the price or up my profit.

The article continues with:

According to Charles Flowers, Executive Director of the Lambda Literary Foundation, there were roughly 100 gay and lesbian independent bookstores across the United States in the early nineties. He estimates that number to be around 50-60 today.

(snip)

Also, the large book chains such as Borders and Barnes & Noble are starting to provide better LGBT selections, further diminishing the unique role played by independent booksellers. Giovanni’s Room in Philadelphia, the second oldest LGBT bookstore in the country, has to compete with a Borders that opened just seven blocks away. Dominique Johnson, who runs the women’s booklist for Giovanni’s, says that they often get customers who come in to browse and ask questions but then leave to buy books on-line or at the big chains.

And no, not any Barnes & Noble I’ve been in. If better means two foot of shelf vs a foot, then hey, go them! Sure Amazon has almost all of them, but then they’ll sell almost anything, plagiarized or not.

It is unclear if the small footprint left by lesbian book buyers is a supply or demand issue. Of the more than 75,000 members of InsightOut Book Club, only 20% of them are women according to InsightOut’s director Michael Connor and they buy fewer titles than their male counterparts. Male book club members buy on average 2 books every three months while women buy only one book every three months. Similarly, Johnson estimates that two thirds of the customers at Giovanni’s Room are men and their purchases are more varied ranging from fiction to art books to porn.

The InsightOut Book Club (ISO) is almost predominantly male oriented. Perhaps women would buy more if they had more to choose from. The owner of the on-line store says this later, as in several paragraphs later, but by then the damage is done to the reader with this huge assumption. The article also fails to mention Star Crossed Productions (SCP) which carries the books for almost every small publisher out there, and carries only women/lesbian-oriented books. They are huge supporters of lesbian authors (and readers, of course) and participate/support GCLS.

Finally the article gets around to discussing publishers:

While Bold Strokes Books is a traditional publisher–meaning that they publish their books in advance and in bulk and hold inventory–a number of small presses have sprung up around digital print-on-demand technology. The largest of these is Regal Crest Press (formerly known as Renaissance Alliance Publishing). Regal Crest features a number of writers who got their start writing fan fiction; particularly for the television show Xena: Warrior Princess.

Now this really ticked me off.

First, I’ve never understood fanfiction. Well, yeah, I guess I do. But I don’t understand how it can so easily extend into the rest of fiction. In Xena, the heroine was tall, dark-haired. The sidekick was shorter, blond. Ever since the show, almost any lesbian fiction that has physically similar characters is given the label of Xena-uber. WTF? Like that combination didn’t exist before? I’ve purposely ensured my characters do not fit that mold.

Second, as for Regal Crest (my publisher, btw) being associated with Xena fanfiction, I believe that is a totally inaccurate statement. That and it is Regal Crest Enterprises, not Press. Perhaps a few writers once wrote fanfiction. I once–and still do–write nonfiction. What label does that give me?

Thirdly, RCE acquired Renaissance Alliance Publishing, not was formerly known as. It acquired RAP the same way Bella acquired Naiad. Did Ms. Chen do any research beyond one or two publishers? Didn’t she bother to look at the websites of publishers she mentions by (incorrect) name?

I’m ranting. Pardon me while I wipe the spittle from my keyboard.

The proliferation of new publishers and titles do not necessarily signal that the lesbian publishing industry is a highly profitable venture. Connor states “I don’t think any gay authors are currently sitting back in their lounge chair by the pool ordering their servants around. Everyone I know writes on the side and has a job that pays the bills.” The publishing industry as a whole is a hit-driven business that relies on volume for profits. A quick back-of-the-envelope calculation proves that there are easier ways to earn a buck than publishing lesbian fiction:

Snort. I can believe this paragraph easily. Some day I’ll get brave enough to ask such wonderful and prolific writers such as Karin Kallmaker if they ‘make a living’ writing. I don’t think any of us are in it for the money.

In conclusion, the article is misleading starting with its title. It’s not about publishers, it’s about the life expectancy of gay/lesbian fiction and gay/lesbian bookstores.

UPDATE:

After a complaint from the publisher (and from others for the inaccuracy) all references to RCE have been removed from the article and the author has been notified.

bookmark_borderAnnouncement List

I needed something to do with the keyboard (long story) so I set up an >announcement list. This list will be one way only, meaning the list members will not receive messages from other list members. I also put a notice about it on the BGCFA page.

bookmark_borderA Little Better

At first I thought I was sick enough to die. Then I was afraid I wasn’t going to.

I am at the point now where I do believe I will live. We went out today and I managed to eat half a sandwich at Denny’s, the first solid food I’ve had since last Wednesday evening. The sandwich stayed where it was supposed to. I’ll know I am better when I can get up without feeling dizzy and can go all day without feeling exhausted and needing a nap.

Lorna was supposed to go Nawth and be with her sister, who is turning 50. But because I am not truly better yet, she’s decided to stay home. We both thought I’d be better by now but nope.

There’s an old joke I want to share. The parts of the body were arguing as to who should be boss. The brain, of course, said it should be since it was, after all, the brain. The heart said it should be since it provides blood to everyone else. The hands said they should be since it is their work that brings home the food to feed them all. Brain was winning the arguments when the asshole pipes up and says it wants to be boss. Well, of course this just got the other body parts to laughing. So, the asshole decided to stop working. The brain got feverish. The heart’s rhythm was off. The hands were shaky. The entire body was suffering. Finally, the others got together and convinced the brain to let the asshole be boss. It did and so the asshole started working again and the rest of the body recovered. The moral of the story is that you do not need to be a brain to be boss. Just an asshole.

I won’t get into any detail but I will be glad when Lorna and I can discuss more mundane things other than if I went poop and was it good or bad. I see the doc tomorrow so I’ll know more then based on some tests they started on Saturday. Knowing my luck, they’ll want more done. Why can’t I just catch a normal stomach or intestinal bug? Noooo, I had to go and get something permanent. Typical.

So, Winston, is this enough for you? I am alive. I am still sick but not as bad.

bookmark_borderSick

I’m not often sick. Despite my disabilities, I have a strong constitution.

It started Wednesday night and has continued since then. Friday I spiked a temp of 102.7 which scared poor Lorna. She was off from work Friday which meant she was able to take care of me as the day went on and I got worse. We went to the doc Saturday (where I managed to nearly pass out). I more than likely have something another called diverticulitis. It’s rather gross and not something to be described even in an ‘everything-goes’ kind of blog.

I’m tired and nauseous, on mega antibiotics, and having to drink lots and lots of water. The only good news in all this is that I managed to lose 6 lbs in just over a week. I’ve not had much to eat since Thursday morning. I’ve had some fruit, crackers, jello and broth but it all just goes right through me.

At any rate, Jane finished the edits of BGCFA and now I have to go through it, merge chapters, and check over various other stuff. But when I emailed her to tell her I would be late with it, she told me to not go near it until I am at least not loopy from meds and fever.

Diverticulitis:
Mayo Clinic
Wikipedia
WebMD