bookmark_borderLinks for Writers

I went to the library today and, among other things, I found a book dealing with agents and publishers and all that jazz. It was written in 2002 so I bypassed most of the dated material, such as addresses. However, it had a good section on links.

I was happily writing them down in a text document on the laptop when, of course, the battery died. I’d only gotten down maybe five so I didn’t lose too many. Still, it ticked me off.

At any rate, I happened to have a sticky-note pad and a working pen. I’ve only verified these sites still exist. Unless it was glaringly obvious the site was rather useless, I bookmarked it for later.

I didn’t bring that book home so I don’t have the title and stuff.

I did, however, bring home A Dictionary of Literary and Thematic Terms by Edward Quinn. Now this is a book to read! Yeah, sure, its a dictionary of sorts, but it should be considered a glossary.

Another book I brought home is The Writer’s Idea Book by Jack Heffron. Cool. The cover says it “includes more than 400 prompts”, which are more like little activities scattered throughout the book.

I picked up Legends II, a book of fantasy short stories. I was looking for a book for Lorna in addition to finding something by George RR Martin. This book solved both.

My plans to end the year with a wonderful day of mad writing has been squashed. We were told this afternoon (er, Friday afternoon) that a cousin of Lorna’s will be here tomorrow night (um, Saturday night). So now we embark on a mad day of manic cleaning. Well, I do. Lorna will be at work since her *&^%head sub AGAIN couldn’t work when asked.

bookmark_borderN.O. Saints

Saints Will Finally Get Chance to Meet With Tagliabue

SAN ANTONIO (AP) – The New Orleans Saints have waited all season for a visit from NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue. The meeting comes Friday, two days before their hurricane-plagued season ends.

Players’ reactions to Tagliabue could resemble some of the Saints’ games during a 3-12 season – ugly.

“I think it’s going to vary from player to player,” offensive tackle Wayne Gandy said Thursday. “You’ll get a quiet guy who speaks low, and then another guy who, depending on how the meeting goes, might get outrageous.

“It should be a fun meeting.”

full story

I wish I had a scene with an argument in it right now. I could take the obvious tension from this and really write a whopper. But Tagliabue better have a better whopper up his sleeve or he’ll get his precious feelings hurt.

bookmark_borderWordPress 2.0 Upgrade Process

Okay, I think I have it all finished. I think. There may still be some IE kinks to work out but, aren’t there always?

If you don’t use WordPress, you’ll find this post boring. So, either get it or skip this post.

If you use WordPress, there are some good reasons to upgrade. There have been 500+ changes since the last one. Most of the changes are internal and unless you are a developer, you’ll not notice any differences. However, there are other user-friendly changes that make this well worth it.

The Codex has an excellent page of upgrading instructions.

#1 thing to do, back up your database. I strongly urge you to use the WP-Database Backup plugin. It is sooo easy to use. Like, sooo easy to use. Did I mention how easy it is to use?

The instructions also tell you what to delete first via FTP before upgrading. You get to keep the wp-content folder which contains the plugins and themes. However, some plugins have files that are elsewhere. Some files are in the wp-admin and other are in the root directory. For example, my WP-Definitions plugin has a file in the wp-admin directory. Before you delete these folders, go through them and see if anything pops out at you. While you are at it, make a copy of your vars.php file (found in the wp-includes folder) and the quicktags.js (also in the wp-includes folder). If you made any changes to the smilies or to the quicktags, you’ll need these for reference. It is a good idea to keep a text file that lists any and all changes you made to any of the WordPress files so you can duplicate those changes later.

Read all of the instructions before you start the process. Read the list of changes and any advice you may come across. Then start, but follow the directions. Once you are done, start turning back on your plugins, one at a time, then checking to see if that plugin is working. The way I did it was to turn Spam Karma on first. Then I loaded the blog into another tab. Up would pop an error line. I’d find that plug in and turn it on. Then I’d load the blog again. I’d do this, one plugin at a time, until the page loaded. Then I activated the rest of the plugins.

My biggest problem with the upgrade was the accidentally deleted plugin files. Learnt a lesson, I did.

The second problem was that not all the plugins will play nice when they are re-activated. The most important one is the Framebuster. There is an upgrade for it too so do that before you enable it again. Framebuster keeps your blog from being opened inside a frame. (There’s a reason why this is a good plugin to use but I’m not getting into that right now.) WP2 has a different sort of page where a new post is written or an older one is edited. A preview window is down at the bottom of that page and shows you what your post would look like, should you publish it. This is a fantastic thing, yeah! However, it does it via frames which Framebuster doesn’t like. So, if you tried to edit an old post or save/continute editing a new post, when it tries to load up that preview frame, you are instead sent to the blog itself. Annoying, trust me.

The fix for this is simple. Update the plugin or don’t reactivate it.

The third problem was a minor one but still irked me until I fixed it. Beneath each post in almost any WordPress blog will be a statement that goes something like “There have been X number of comments to this post”. Each user personalizes this if they feel like it but it basically announces how many comments have been made. SpamKarma has a part in that number reporting and part of it doesn’t play nice with WP 2.0. There is an easy fix for this.

  1. Download/upload the latest version (2.1) of SpamKarma.
  2. Download/upload Drac’s SK2-WP2compatability plugin. This is the fix. Upload it to Spam Karma’s plugin folder. Meaning – yourblog/wp-content/plugins/SK2/sk2_plugins/.
  3. activate SK2 and head over to the Options>>Spam Karma page. Down at the bottom should be a line to enable/disable the WP2-Compatibility. If that is there, you put it in the right place. If it is not, oopsie.

That should fix the problem. Any comments made between the upgrade and the fix will not appear in the count (at the bottom of the post), although they will be there, unless you do something wonky to the database itself. I’m not ready to do that though. There is the thread where they tell me how to fix it.

Back to that wonderously fantastic new Write page within the admin section. The call it a “Rich Editor”. I didn’t like it. I love the preview, yeah, but not the new way stuff is entered in. What it does is it didn’t show the raw version–none of your html showed up but was absorbed into it. Which can be nice I suppose. If you hit enter after a paragraph, it automatically skipped a line for you. Annoying. (the

is inserted and hidden) This can be turned off by going to the Users Profile. Down at the bottom is an option to turn off the “rich editor”.

The options in the sidebar of the Write page are javascripted and moveable. Left click and drag them to your preferred order.

While you are at this process, take the time to update your plugins. Yeah, it takes a while but do it anyway. Most of them have had changes this week anyway to make adjustments for WP2.

If you still have a problem, go to the Support boards. Search around first, someone probably has already had that problem and has gotten an answer. For example, I asked about the comment count issue. I couldn’t find where someone else had asked it. (It had been, but inside other posts.) So I asked it. While my question was being answered, there were several other identical posts placed.

Reckon that is all for now.

bookmark_borderI just had to share these

From the CripHumor Archives

4-22-04
I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The
pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that
calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear.

The lady, who was obviously crying, said, “Pastor, I was
born blind, and I’ve been blind all my life. I don’t mind
being blind but I have some well meaning friends who tell
me that if I had more faith I could be healed.”

The pastor asked her, “Tell me, do you carry one of those
white tipped canes?”

“Yes I do,” she replied.

“Then the next time someone says that, hit them over the
head with the cane,” he said. “Then tell them ‘If you had
more faith that wouldn’t hurt!'”

4-29-04
You Might Be A Handicapped Redneck If:

  • Any part of your wheelchair is painted cameo.
  • You have a wheelchair up on blocks in your front yard.
  • You rigged up a beer cooler powered off your chair batteries.
  • You wear cowboy, biker, or work boots, even though they’re hard to put on and you can’t walk anyway.
  • You adjusted your headrest so it’ll stop knocking off your hat.
  • You installed a gun rack on the back of your wheelchair.
  • Your joystick [which does not live up to its name] is a billiard ball, car stick shift knob, beer. tap, or similar item.
  • You ever thought about jacking your chair up 2 or 3 feet.
  • You have knobby mud tires – that never get dirty.
  • You installed a sound system so your chair will sound like a truck or hog.
  • You installed a whip antenna just so you could fly the stars and bars!
  • There is a ‘Harley’ decal or emblem permanently attached to your chair.
  • You installed a CB behind or under your chair.
  • You replaced your seat with a BarcoLounger.
  • You found the above BarcoLounger at the side of the road.
  • You named your chair ‘Bubba’, ‘Junior’, ‘Daisy’, or ‘Killer’.
  • There is some part of a deer decorating any part of your chair.
  • You have ever thought about smuggling moonshine in the tubing or battery compartment of the chair.
  • You, while in your wheelchair, ever made any roadkill.
  • The accessories hangin’ on the chair weigh more than 1/3 what your w/c does.
  • You browse truck catalogs looking for ways to soup up your wheelchair.
  • You want to add a side-car or a ‘sweet little trailer’.
  • You wear a 4 pound belt buckle that cuts into your stomach as you sit.
  • The fringe of your jacket or strings of your bolo tie have ever gotten caught in your wheels – but you wear it anyway.
  • You regularly call up Harley Davidson and ask when they’re going to start making wheelchairs.
  • You have spent more than an hour trying to figure out how to hang fuzzy dice from your chair.
  • Duct tape plays a major role in your repair and maintenance plan.
  • You read this list and found yourself thinking, at any point, “Now that’s a good idea!”

May 02, 2004
Hymns for the Disabled Crowd
1. Precious Lord, Take My Hand … And Help Me Up
2. It Is Well with My Soul … But My Knees Hurt
3. Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing
4. Just a Slower Walk with Thee
5. Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One
6. Go Tell It on the Mountain … But Speak Up
7. Sign Me that Old Time Religion
8. Blessed Insurance
and …..
9. Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah … I Can’t Find Any Curb Cuts

6-2-04
–Parking is for Disabled Patrons Only–
Violators Will Have Their Thighs Superglued Together .

7-22-04
A newsletter from Eugene, Oregon for Disabled Boating Enthusiasts ran a contest for clever boat names. The following names Reeled in the honors….

Brace Yourself
Sir Osis of the River
Aqua Accessible
Meals on Reels
Sea Legs Minus One
Seaing Aye Dawg
Herring Aid
Crawller
Hooked on Quads
A Sight for Sore Eyes
Anchors Away with my Wheels
and, on a houseboat, Paralyzed Veterans Home

bookmark_borderMonday Night Football

Clock Runs Out on ABC’s ‘Monday Night Football’

By HAL BOCK

From its inception, ABC’s “Monday Night Football” was a risky experiment that defied American sports tradition. From Howard Cosell’s pontification to Don Meredith’s down-home songs to Dennis Miller’s arcane analogies, it dominated TV viewing in homes and bars across the nation.

The broadcast was a hodgepodge of personalities and indelible images, defining moments and follies, eye-popping on-the-field performances and the kind of impromptu silliness that only sheer boredom can create.

In short, it was exactly what ABC Sports boss Roone Arledge hoped it would be.

It was theater.

Television sports reaches the end of one era and the beginning of another Monday night when ABC signs off on its prime-time weeknight coverage of the NFL for the final time and hands off to sister network ESPN.

The 555th Monday night game on the network is itself of little consequence: The dismal New York Jets play the New England Patriots, who already are playoff bound but have no chance to improve their position.

The series switches networks next season, when ESPN begins paying $1.1 billion per year for Monday night rights in an eight-year deal.

full story

It doesn’t say whether John Madden will follow it to ESPN. Al Michaels will (yay!). The bitch about this is that if you don’t have cable or dish television, you are SOL.

bookmark_borderIE Update

I headed over to the WordPress support forum and asked about the sliding text. Someone pointed me to another similar thread where I found the disgustingly simple fix for it.

This is not an unusual problem and has several varieties. Position Is Everything has a good page of information about this problem.

CSS works by using the DIV command. IE can’t figure out which DIV does what so it freaks. For some reason, all I had to do was add a border to the blockquote CSS.

blockquote {
	border-left: 5px solid #ccc;
	border-bottom: 5px solid #ccc;
	margin-left: 1.5em;
	background-color: #C5C3BF;
	padding-left: 5px;
	padding-top: 5px;
	padding-bottom: 5px; }

I already had the border-left so all I did was duplicate it for the border-bottom. So simple!

This problem has been addressed within the WordPress forum. This thread, IE Creeping Text and the Holy Hack, covers it and the solution is given. A second thread, My Content Slides, also covers this issue.

Again, if you use IE and have a problem with this site, let me know. Take a screenshot of the problem or describe it to me the best way you can. Meantime, I will make it a habit to check out my site via IE.